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Laces I think I have a problem I don't know what to do I am so intoxicated I can't tie my shoes Both laces are right there But it seems like more My vision is so blurry I think I see four I reach for one lace I think I see two I think I have it now Now I'm turning blue I reach for the second It also has doubled I grasp it clumsily But again I fumbled The second lace fell And to my surprise The first lace as well All could hear my cries Back to the start Where both are loose They still look blurry Oh, what's the use? I soon found a solution With no laces to tie I reached for my boots Easier with impaired eye ©Schizology

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#drinking #Humour #laces Laces

I think I have a problem
I don't know what to do
I am so intoxicated
I can't tie my shoes

Both laces are right there
But it seems like more
My vision is so blurry
I think I see four

I reach for one lace
I think I see two
I think I have it now
Now I'm turning blue

I reach for the second
It also has doubled
I grasp it clumsily
But again I fumbled

The second lace fell
And to my surprise
The first lace as well
All could hear my cries

Back to the start
Where both are loose
They still look blurry
Oh, what's the use?

I soon found a solution
With no laces to tie
I reached for my boots
Easier with impaired eye

©Schizology

Laces #laces #Humour #drinking

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Shiri

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Mera gaow.mera des#

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Mohammad Atif

#puraniyaadein #atifwriter #atifwrites #Married #Humour

#puraniyaadein #Life #atifwriter #atifwrites #Married #Humour

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Actors Raj Tilak

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dukh des lea

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Neha Mohan

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#Funny #Life #Humour

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HintsOfHeart.

#लव #Adonis #Queen #Nun Enough to drive a nun
to madness,
or a queen
to drown in an affair.

You're to me that Adonis-
I'll love and long you forever.

©HintsOfHeart.

©HintsOfHeart. #Adonis. #Queen #Nun

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Laces I think I have a problem I don't know what to do I am so intoxicated I can't tie my shoes Both laces are right there But it seems like more My vision is so blurry I think I see four I reach for one lace I think I see two I think I have it now Now I'm turning blue I reach for the second It also has doubled I grasp it clumsily But again I fumbled The second lace fell And to my surprise The first lace as well All could hear my cries Back to the start Where both are loose They still look blurry Oh, what's the use? I soon found a solution With no laces to tie I reached for my boots Easier with impaired eye ©Schizology

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